Are you trying to make me go straight bananas?! You bettah quit with your resplendent Japanese import fabric before I make some stylish pillows! Fool! Don’t make me drive to Santa Cruz and get all up in your face about your first-class oil cloth selection. Because yes it is sensational and you know this to be true. I keep trying to bust my stash but you come at me with your new Michael Miller fall cottons like a player hater. I will make myself a Tina Turner Thunder Dome costume out of ball fringe and a lovely sateen cotton. I will put that store on notice and host a sewing circle for hardcore thugs. We will use the sewing scissors to cut paper, and we won’t even pre-wash our fabrics. Do you hear me, Hart’s?! I have a massive UFO pile, a dull rotary cutter and a sick desire to make MC Hammer pants for my grandma. I’m a sewing gangsta on the edge!
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What a fun looking store!
If the gangsta sewing circle comes to fruition, I’ll bring the gin n juice! Looks like an amazing store, they just need a giant stuffed banana slug creepin around…
This might be my favorite of all of your posts. Truly inspired, G Child…
Girl you done lost yo mind!
I see at least three bolts of oilcloth that I want to make my next purse out of! i must find this store!
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